Make Fast Money

Get Money Fast
When the rent’s due and your wallet’s coughing dust, this is where desperation gets resourceful. Hacks, hustles, and hail-marys that hit before payday.

Outsmart the System
Skip the line, dodge the fee, beat the form. These are your shortcuts through red tape and polite society.

Passive Income or Passive Aggressive?
Sleep through your new revenue stream—then brag about it like you invented compounding interest.

Give Me a Business I Can Start Tonight
Last-minute ventures with first-date confidence. Sell something, anything—before self-doubt kicks in.

Dropshipping Without Crying
The ecommerce starter kit for people with no inventory, no patience, and no tears left to cry.

AI-ify My Business Idea
Staple “AI” to your half-baked plan and watch it get taken seriously by people who say “disruption” unironically.

Tell Me How to Charge Too Much
Because if you’re gonna sell air, it better smell like sandalwood and come in three tiers of luxury.

Start a Newsletter You’ll Abandon in 3 Weeks
Invent a niche, fake credibility, and send exactly enough emails to pretend you had a vision.

Write My “Just Launched Something” Post
Craft the humblebrag, fake the momentum, and thank people who definitely didn’t help.

Give Me 10 Niche Markets to Exploit
Find the weirdos, the die-hards, and the underserved—and sell them exactly what they didn’t know they needed.